Title: No Thanks to Waffles and Cast Iron
Spoilers: Up thru The Vegas Renormalization.
Rating: Adult, but nothing too graphic, really.
Word Count: 6,415ish.
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Penny whacks Sheldon with a frying pan after he continues to inadvertently flirt with her over the real definition of "friends with benefits."

A/N: Okay! So. I totally dedicate this lapse of sanity to the sheldon/penny community. And not just because people we're the only ones crazy enough to find this realistic. But real reasons, too!

It's got a handful of in-jokes/discussion-induced hysteria and general fluff that we could only wish all the comments/thoughts could actually mean. It started with the wacky frying-pan reference by Jim Parsons, then arabian brought up the hot start-over dialogue, then I had to add a friends with benefits clarification. All to get my darling Sin some domestic fic.

So. Read Here.

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